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Chihuahua Love

Posted on April 30, 2011 by CM

“The purity of a person’s heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals” ~ Anonymous

My Chihuahua Chloe turns 14 today – I can’t believe that Ive had fourteen years with her.  My relationship with her is the longest relationship i’ve ever had. She is the only thing that I religiously took care of and was responsible about in my entire life. This amazing creature loves me unconditionally and that’s not an easy thing to do.  She is the family I never had and always wanted.  I may have had a shitty family growing up but my family now is AMAZING.  This little dog has allowed me opportunities I would have never have had without her.  She has more charm and more charisma than anyone I know.   I am honored to be her doggie Mom.

“A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.” ~ Josh Billings

If you have never had the privilege of owning a pet I think you need to adopt one.  UNLESS your name is Michael Vick or Martellus Bennett, in that case PLEASE PLEASE refrain from being a pet owner.

Happy Birthday Chloe Diva Dog Extraordinaire, my precious baby love.

XOXO

Happy Birthday Chloe

Chloe's Birthday Lunch - Happy 14th Birthday!

The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner.  ~Hebrew Proverb

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Football Season Is Over; Take Care of Your Dogs or Hire a Dog Walker

Posted on February 1, 2011 by CM

I’m talking to you Martellus Bennett. Yes, your bigger than me, yes, you could squash me like a bug but I don’t care. Not only have you caused hundreds of people in your neighborhood who work everyday to loose sleep you have now made everyone in your neighborhood hate you. Especially me.

The reason why I am so mad is because your your dogs bark day and night and have been since I have been staying in your neighborhood.  Eight weeks have gone by, Martellus, and your dogs are STILL barking day and night.  I know that you have been notified several time that the barking is a problem.  It disgusts me that you choose to do nothing.

Peta seems to stand behind you though… interesting.

Neglect is the only explanation for the constant barking day and night. Do you need a dog walker?  I used to be a NYC dog walker and Ill only mark up my NYC prices 150%, just for you.  I hear that you have a passion for the same hobby as every dog lovers favorite villain, Michael Vick.

You make me sick and the fact that you are above the law because you are a professional athlete is absolutely ridiculous.  Well, football season is OVER and your dogs are STILL barking day and night…night and day.  I feel like coming over there and telling you what I think of you personally but clearly, you’re never home.

According to neighbors your dogs have been barking since last January.  Come the fuck on.  I know you’re young and chasing pussy is way more fun than chasing your dogs around but can’t you at least find some dog loving pussy so someone will pay attention to your dogs?

Maybe you should watch this youtube video so you can think about how you are treating your dogs.  Maybe even feel compelled to use your celebrity for something positive instead of going down the same road as your pal, Michael Vick.

From your Neighbors from the side of the fence with manners

If you live in Valley Ranch and have been losing sleep over this you can contact :

The Manors at Valley Ranch Management 972-960-2800

Animal Control 972-721-2256

Non-Emergency #972-273-1010

My Chihuahua Hate Martellus Bennet

 



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