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Barking Beauty 2009 PART II

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Thursday, March 12th

5:31 PM Number of times I got called Mommy/Mami on the way to the subway… Three. I am no ones mother I don’t get why so many guys insist on calling me this. This is almost as confusing as the guy who shouted “That’s Propa” to me.

Propa from www.urbandictionary.com

The act of being propa while marinating the stylie way. A form of expression when one is relaying a feeling of contentment to another being or object.

Something is being done correctly. A task has been performed with the intended results.

Yo peace time marinatedness propa propa stylie. I am feeling propa today! Yo, that’s propa! Propa propa stylie. Or simply, propa propa!

6:00 PM Dinner at Dos Cominos with Edith. Lots of margaritas. Great food.

7:02 PM Number of un-fun corporate jack asses drinking margaritas at this restaurant… oh thousands.

8:00 PM Finally meet up with new boy (his name is, Best in No Show) that Ive been talking to almost every day since I met him (and I hate to talk on the phone) when I was here in NYC the last time.

9:16 PM I’m pleasantly surprised and unexpectedly smitten with Best in No Show Boy.

10:00+ PM First I talk on the phone with this guy and like it and now he has me at Starbucks drinking hot chocolate (he is drinking coffee). He is not annoying like I thought he would be. He hasn’t said anything stupid yet. I am looking at him and smiling. What the fuck is going on? This hasn’t happened since the LJB incident in the year 2000. I am really scared but its so nice. He is looking at me and smiling. I am lightly touching his hand with the my finger tips. His hands are nice. There is definitely a sweetness about him that I really like.

Friday, March 13th

12:00 AM (Me to Best In No Show) “I don’t even know what to say to you but thank you for a lovely, strange, fun evening”

12:37 AM (Best in No Show to Me) “I just got home and agree to fun/strange evening. Coming soon fun strange evening Part II”

12:00 AM (Me to Best In No Show) “I STILL feel light headed. Good Night”

12:53 AM (Best in No Show to Me) “Good Night, I feel a bit electric myself”

1:00 AM (Me to Best In No Show) “Thats not how I thought our first offical in person meeting would go… I’ll definitely have sweet dreams about you tonight”

1:07 AM (Best in No Show to Me) “Sweet Dreams”

3:19 PM (Best in No Show to Me) “I’m going to think of you in the shower while I touch me”

7:05 PM (Best in No Show to Me) “Life is hard, Carla”

7:09 PM (Best in No Show to Me) “Tee hee. Thank you. And, yes, I know what YOU need. Tee hee he hee hee”

Saturday, March 14th

12:00 PM Chihuahua Meet-up St Patricks Day Pawty at Happy Paws took Chloe and Sallie Sue

2:00 PM Meet up with Leslie to pick up package of Dog treats for Philly Pageant tomorrow the Adorable Nadine

3:14 PM Drop off dogs (Chloe and SallieSue) so they can pass out after their fun St Patricks Day Party

3:34 PM Yummy lunch with Leslie in Spanish Harlem… Chicken, red beans and rice and of course wine. Leslie and I are laughing at how it took both of us at least 30 min to read the menu and figure out what we want (our birthday is September 27)

4:09 PM (Me to Best in No Show) “When is YOUR birthday”

4:13 PM (Best in No Show to Me) “My birthday is on your favorite holiday of the year”

4:20 PM (Me to Best in No Show) “Stop trying to get on my good side-even more. Damn you. Now I like you just a little bit more. You &%#$@*) ^%#@ %^.

4:22 PM (Best in No Show to Me) “I knew you would love that”

4:27 PM (Best in No Show to Me) “You’re a &%$#@! yourself”

4:30 PM (Me to Best in No Show) “Thank you (takes bow). Now admit I am the most adorable girl you have ever met.

5:32 PM I realize I have lost my brand new camera. I’m so pissed. I hope I have misplaced it but don’t have time to look right now.

6:30 PM Murdered by the Mob mystery dinner at Arno Restaurant to watch Leslie perform

10:30 PM I was asked to dance by Rocco one of the characters in the show… this hasnt happened in years… I am the most uncoordinated horrible dancer on this planet (or at least on this dance floor)

11:00 PM Drinks with Pet Rox (Jeff, Jackie) and Leslie after show. I predict a hangover on Sunday

Barking Beauty 2009 Philadelphia Winner Guido Visits NBC 10

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Pageant Prince Guido Barking Beauty 2009 Philly

Winner of the 2009 Barking Beauty Pageant. Guido and his mom Danielle De Luca appear on the NBC 10 Show.

Congratulations Guido…

XOXO

Barking Beauty 2009 PART I

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Tuesday, March 10

8:30 AM Wake up the earliest I have in months to ensure that I have enough time to get everything taken care of before leaving to NYC for Barking Beauty 2009.

11:00 AM Bangs trimmed

12:00 PM Pick up Dry Cleaning and Alterations

1:00 PM Start Packing

2:00 PM Take break to babysit and attend a birthday party to celebrate Barbie’s 50th Birthday party

5:30 PM Dinner Break

6:00 PM Manicure & Pedicure

8:00 PM Packing, packing, procrastinate, complain, drink wine, pack, hang out with Jeremiah, walk in circles, more packing

Wednesday, March 11th

(take note sleeping was not an option)

4:00 AM Done with packing – FINALLY

5:30 AM Head to airport in horrible rain storm the kind with the sideways rain and fog so you can’t see the road and almost arrive too late to check bags.

6:15 AM Tip curbside check in guy $20 so he would check bags and not check weight of bags. Pay $44 to check two bags

6:25 AM Go to ticket counter to pay $100 for Chloe to fly in cabin

6:40 AM Go through security: take off shoes, take laptop out of bag, take dog out of carrier, take off sweater, remove jewelry & do best not to trip or drop something

7:00 AM Board plane that is currently delayed and wait to head to Charlotte, NC

7:30 AM Big fat white corporate jack ass guy smashes my head into the side of the seat while I’m leaning down trying to put some water in Chloe’s carrier for her

7:31AM My head is throbbing he hit me full force with his huge khaki covered ass

7:32AM Despite my yelping he does not apologize nor acknowledges that he violated my personal space with his body which weighs at least three times more than mine does – I bet you a million dollars he owns Dr Phil’s “diet” book

11:00 AM Change planes in Charlotte and head for NYC

3:00 PM Arrive at Leslie & SallieSue’s. Greeted by building management who not only has key in hand but carry all luggage inside building for me – HOORAY – this is the kind of service I like

Now its time for dinner and a nice nap and maybe a shower…some wine… a margarita… TO BE CONTINUED

Why I’m a Pain in the Ass – Part I

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Seems as though I have a track record of having really bad timing… my website went down www.corporateamericaruinedfashion.com. My cousin Rob is the one who set it up for me but he is in the middle of moving. Me being the pain in the ass that I usually (well, always) am needs to have the website fixed before I leave for NYC for The Barking Beauty Pageant.

Being that my Cousin grew up with me he KNOWS how annoying I can be… he avoided me at first… he politely told me he was busy… I kept going…

Here is a video that proves how much he loves me so…

Waggytail Rescue Auction And Comedy Event NYC – Bowery Poetry Club

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blackheart

Last chance to score before

Valentine’s Day!


Why waste your money on cheesy roses with baby’s breath and a box of chocolates that will make you fat when you could spend your night drinking booze and winning big at the Waggytail Rescue auction and comedy show? This show comes complete with Comedian Auctioneers that are so entertaining you will forget all about skipping out on those dinner reservations at that over-priced restaurant you really don’t like that much anyway. Rescuing dogs is no laughing matter but Valentine’s Day is.

This is the only sure way to get lucky on the Friday the 13th before Valentine’s Day! All proceeds go to Waggytail Rescue Help save the lives of abandoned and unwanted dogs that are looking for their true love, and you just might find some puppy love yourself! Visit Waggy Comedy Auction Blogspot for more details and a list of auction items

The Bowery Poetry Club
Friday, Feb 13, 2009 6:30-9:30 PM
212-614-0505

308 Bowery (Between Houston and Bleecker)
F train to 2nd Ave, 6 to Bleecker

www.bowerypoetry.com
mail@bowerypoetry.com
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