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		<title>It&#8217;s Only Love That Gets You Through (According to Sade)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to get on my soap box this morning but I just dont have any fight in me today.  Instead enjoy this song.  Its beautiful &#8211; I still have it on repeat.  
XXOO Carla

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		<title>Decision Making can be Downright Crippling to A Control Freak</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Decision Making can be Downright Crippling to A Control Freak
So while reading blogs this morning I found a new one I really love and you should check it out if you have time.  In one of the posts &#8220;How to Make the Right Decision&#8221; the writer asks the following question:
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		<title>Recession Surviving for the Realistic&#8230;Or Desperate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tired of being unemployed? Tried everything you could think of to generate extra cash? Have you sent out your resumé to your friends, family and anyone else you know so many times that it seriously affected your social life?
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		<title>Leashes and Lovers &#8211; The Book</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this cool new book.  Its a must have for any dog lover.
via Leashes and Lovers &#8211; The Book.
Dear Carla,
You are in the book by the way &#8211; 3 times!  That great shot of your legs  with Chloe passing by, a beautiful close up shot of you and her, and one  of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&blog=4430906&post=531&subd=mediocritymockery&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Good Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you are a talented person and you&#8217;re not successful there is probably something inside of you keeping you from being successful and sadly, it might be your talent.
~ Marc Maron
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		<title>How to make money in a flash? Sell Your body!</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2009/12/19/how-to-make-money-in-a-flash-sell-your-body/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to make money in a flash? Sell Your body!.
Unemployed? Read this blog. Happy Job Hunting.
XOXO
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		<title>Lame Christmas Gifts Suck. Jonathan Adler Is Not Lame.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Happy Holidays To Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Holidays to Me
For you bible loving freaks &#8211; read slow because I am only saying this once.  These rest of you continue drowning your sorrows in that glass of whatever you&#8217;re filling it up with this week.  This actually doesnt apply to anyone in the Gay Community &#8211; you&#8217;re holiday festivities are always magically [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&blog=4430906&post=494&subd=mediocritymockery&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I hate Your Generation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why I Hate Your Generation
I&#8217;m Talking to You  Late Teens &#38; Twenty Somethings &#8230; What is your Generation Called Anyway?  Aside from religious fruit cakes (this includes Alex, the religious ringleader of my family who is technically my father) I have never disliked a group of people as a whole so much.The only [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&blog=4430906&post=481&subd=mediocritymockery&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Older &amp; Wiser? Older &amp; Angrier? Older &amp; Jaded?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always wondered if and when I was ever going to feel old &#8211; well that time has come.  When you&#8217;re young you envision what your life is going to be like when you reach all the milestone events in life that you are taught to think are important.
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