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		<title>Working Hard or Hardly Working?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I’ll admit sometimes I enjoy “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and I even follow some of them on Twitter. Over the past few weeks I have been seeing tweets from Khloe Kardashian about her new radio show on Dallas radio station, Mix 102.9 (a Clear Channel Station) and for some reason every time [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=878&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swift Justice with Nancy Grace – Friday the 13th &#8211; The Girl in the Red Dress</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 13:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Swift Justice with Nancy Grace – This Week&#8217;s Shows: Cases airing this week – SwiftJustice.com. Everyone needs their fifteen minutes of SHAME.  Enjoy people. P.S. I don&#8217;t think the air date was a coincidence. Happy Friday. MM<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=876&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chihuahua Love</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/04/30/chihuahua-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 19:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The purity of a person&#8217;s heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals&#8221; ~ Anonymous My Chihuahua Chloe turns 14 today &#8211; I can&#8217;t believe that Ive had fourteen years with her.  My relationship with her is the longest relationship i&#8217;ve ever had. She is the only thing that I religiously took care [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=870&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Forget Mace, Want a Man to Leave You Alone&#8230;Start Talking About Doggie Pageants</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/03/26/forget-mace-want-a-man-to-leave-you-alone-start-talking-about-doggie-pageants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been working a temp job all week and answering the phones at the front desk can get a bit lonely but because I am crafty I have no problem &#8220;creating my own entertainment&#8221;.   This idea was inspired by a recent experience that my friend Bicostal and I had in Austin in January. Bicoastal and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=821&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fair Weather Friends Flock Together and Stay the Flock Away From Me</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/03/25/fair-weather-friends-flock-together-and-stay-the-flock-away-from-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 05:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;So what she/he keeps talking about you and hating on you. What do you think a &#8220;hater&#8217;s&#8221; job is to hate. If  you have someone hating on you right now you better think of how to get 5 more people hating on you by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger.   Without haters most [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=835&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lunchtime Entertainment, Free of Charge</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 21:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think Mr. Hand from Fast Times at Ridgemont high was on to something with his suspicions that everyone is on dope&#8230; So I am sitting in the lobby of the building taking a lunch break and well sometimes when you least expect it, and with a little eavesdropping you get handed great writing material&#8230;and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=824&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Your Cock is Not THAT Big</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/03/01/your-cock-is-not-that-big/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 23:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been bothering me for a long time about public transportation&#8230; Why do a large number of men sit with their legs wide open taking up two seats when someone else could be sitting there? Isn&#8217;t it rude to say, could you please close your legs? This also reminds me of the fat guy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=813&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Promise Me Red Carpet, Deliver NASCAR and I&#8217;ll Get You Sick</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/02/20/promise-me-red-carpet-deliver-nascar-and-ill-get-you-sick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 19:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a hypochondriac I try to stay off sights like webmd but maybe theres something about treating illnesses that aren’t there… It makes you feel better in your head and you never risk getting anyone sick. I think that option beats the alternative which is the natural route… For those of you who are masochists [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=807&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Day Before Easter Candy Season</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/02/14/788/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 01:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hooray&#8230; Cadbury Mini Eggs and Creme Eggs&#8230; I wait all year for valentines day to be over so i can stock up on my favorite candy of the year&#8230; In honor of Valentines Day here is a poorly written poem. Have a great day. XO MM Are you ready to jump-start the day of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=788&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chloe Says &#8220;GRRRRRRRRR&#8221; to the City of Dallas</title>
		<link>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/02/08/chloe-says-grrrrrrrrr-to-the-city-of-dallas/</link>
		<comments>http://mediocritymockery.com/2011/02/08/chloe-says-grrrrrrrrr-to-the-city-of-dallas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really?  Is everyone in the city of DALLAS on CRACK?  This is embarrassing.   Michael Vick was given a key to the city of DALLAS!  My head is spinning and there are those little birdies circling above it&#8230; pretty soon my head is going to explode and confetti is going to pop out.  Michael Vick is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mediocritymockery.com&amp;blog=4430906&amp;post=774&amp;subd=mediocritymockery&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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