I was reading this blog about this “drug detecting seductive lip plumping  lip gloss” and all I can say is the world is a lot scarier place than I thought it was.  Maybe if this lip gloss wasnt marketed as seductive then I could take it a little more seriously… I think its a perfectly good idea go out boozing it up with your best dick sucking lips on and then flaunt those lips to a bunch of horny drunk guys.   You dont even need that lip gloss to make those drunk guys pay attention to you in the first place.

Clearly a real marketing brainiac came up with the marketing plan for this product… It boggles my mind that this person has a job and I’m unemployed.

So according to this article you’re going to use your lip gloss to detect if any of the drunk horny guys at the bar put something in your drink he just purchased for you – oh hark let me consult with my lip gloss before I can accept this drink from you. So do you wait to thank him for the drink until after the drink passes the seductive lip gloss test? Lame. Seriously – someone needs to get a life.

A. I would lose my drug-detecting lip gloss after three tequila shots.

B. I WELCOME free drugs to be dropped in my drink – there is a recession going on and drugs are expensive.

C. You shouldnt be allowed in a bar if  you aren’t smart enough to watch that no one puts anything in your drink. Anyone who is really going to do this doesnt have much game in the first place.  I know I wouldnt waste my good drugs on something unless it was a sure thing.

D. If you are actually going to consult your lip gloss at a bar to see if there are illegal drugs in your drink then why not wear a neon sign with an arrow asking for trouble.  You make yourself a target by doing something that cheesy.  And you should be embarrassed…

E.  What ever happened to going out with your Wing-Woman?  You know that girlfriend who you watch out for and she watches out for you?

Wingwoman (from urbandictionary.com)

The female equivalent of the wingman, and the girls who are the targets of wingmandom. The wingwomen are frequently spotted around the queen bee, the girls that comparatively make the head woman look better than she actually does.

Check the product out for yourself…

2 Love My Lips, a British beauty brand, has just come out with a line of lip glosses ($16 each) with an unusual twist: its packaging includes a card that detects GHB and ketamine, so women can test their drinks for date rape drugs. The idea is to help women feel safer in social situations where someone could spike the drink.

I’m all for anything that helps women feel safer and in control of a situation, but the juxtaposition of sexy lip gloss and rape feels a bit . . . off. More importantly, though, the tester doesn’t work with drinks that incorporate certain fruit juices, milk, oily liqueurs, or tonic water. It doesn’t detect the presence of Rohypnol, either. (Drink Detective does.) Still, seeing the gloss in your purse could serve as a reminder to protect your drink and trust your instincts around strangers — which is never a bad thing. Even with its limitations, would you buy this gloss?

Drink Safe and Stay in Control Guide

2 Love My Lips Is Every Girls Handbag Must Have

Hopefully girls you will never need to use our spike detector kit as this is not designed to be used with every drink! This is to be used when you are unsure and your instincts tell you something is wrong

2 LOVE MY LIPS DRINK SAFE & STAY IN CONTROL GUIDE

• You have started you night looking fab dressed to impress
• Stay in control alcohol impairs judgement
• Watch your drink at all times
• Trust your own instincts, if you feel something is wrong, let someone you trust know
• Do not consume a drink, which has been left unattended
• Buy your own drink – it’s not just strangers who spike drinks
• Pre-book your taxi
• If you’re out with your friends all go home together
• If a friend/anybody is unconscious, place them in the recovery position – get help – they may require medical attention.
• THINK BEFORE DRINK THINKS FOR YOU

SELFCHECK PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

• Carry out your test in a well lit area
• The card contains two tests; each test contains two test spots indicated by a circle at each end of the strip
• Place a drop of your drink onto both control spots on each end of the strip
• Smear each drop gently over the circle, DO NOT MIX the chemicals from each spot together: use separate fingers
• Wait until the card is fully dry.
• If either spot turns to a (DARK BLUE), GHB and/or KETAMINE may have been detected.

WHAT CAN BE DETECTED
The 2 love my lips Detector is designed to identify the presence of Gamma hydroxy butyrate  (GHB) and Ketamine in drinks in concentrations likely to have an effect on the health and welfare of the consumer. The Detector may identify other substances but will not detect Rohypnol. Please note that substances other than GHB and Ketamine may render persons incapacitated.

ON WHAT DRINKS DOES THE DETECTOR WORK
The Detector is known to operate on the follow

Non- Alcoholic & Soft drinks
Apple, Grapefruit, Orange and Cranberry juice
Coca-Cola- 7-up- Pepsi- Red Bull- Vitamin water
Tea- Coffee

Alcoholic beverages
Beers – Straight Spirits – Wine – Champagne

How to test your drink
Using a swizzle stick, a straw or even your finger, place a drop of your drink onto the 2 test cards rub gently wait a few seconds until it dries. If either test circle changes to a DARKER BLUE COLOUR it signals that your drink is contaminated and you should either inform the manager or contact the local police. Your drink should either be retained for further examination by the police or be DISCARDED IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

THE RESULTS OF THE DRINK SPIKE DETECTOR ARE FOR PERSONAL USE AND INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY. THE SUPPLIER CANNOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF OR ACTIONS TAKEN AS A RESULT OF A POSITIVE TEST, OR FOR ANY USE OF THE DETECTOR OTHER THAN IN ACCORDANCE WITH THIS INFORMATION LEAFLET

ALWAYS USE COMMON SENSE AND DONT LET ANYONE OR ANYTHING LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

NOT TO BE USED WITH WINE PRODUCTS CONTAINING MILK OR OTHER BEVERAGES CONTAINING MILK, CREAM OR OILY LIQUEURES, OR TONIC WATER, OR FRUIT JUICES IF NOT MENTIONED ABOVE 2 LOVE MY LIPS DRINK DETECTOR IS ONLY A GUIDE PLEASE LOOK AFTER YOUR SELF. STAY LOOKING GORGEOUS THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT!