Another Great Job Post from NYC Craigslist

Epileptic/Arson Productions, creators of COPBAR.TV, are now casting a new reality show called “Fag Hag” about attractively challenged women who just seem to find themselves with a disproportionately high number of gay homosexual male friends “for no apparent reason”.

We want cunty women who have at least 5 flamingly gay homosexual male friends…like the kind that always walk down 23rd street with their oversized linen shoulder bags and their $2.00 cheesy plastic sunglasses from the 80’s trying to appear…cool… I guess. Y’know…. the ones with the devil may care attitude and the runway model strut who are “always in a rush” to get somewhere fabulous or something… who look just like everyone else trying to look like them.

Ideal candidates will be cunty females and will possess an eating disorder, a mild drug habit, have many sycophantic gay homosexual male friends who always tell them they are right, have bad relationships with one or more of their parents and have relocated to NYC from somewhere else that they now talk shit about.

You will be picked to live in a loft with 12 other “fag hags” and compete in contests such as: “Being A Cunt”, “Eating a Dick”, and “Sucking Up To Your Boss” for prizes including, but not limited to: food, nail polish, tampons, trips to places in Brooklyn, worthless praise, upper lip hair removal, self esteem, and manny/peddies.

You must be willing to have a replica of your very own pussy tattooed above your asshole for the season finale.

A professional background in Corporate Human Resources or Publicity will REALLY up your chances of getting selected cause every one knows this is where you find the cuntiest females!

Auditions to be held in Chelsea during the last week of May.

Send headshot, bio and emotional issues to epilepticarson@gmail.com

For more info on Epileptic/Arson Productions, please visit this link:

and watch “HALF HUMAN”

http://www.epilepticarson.tv

• Compensation: open
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Epileptic/Arson Productions, creators of COPBAR.TV, are now casting a new reality show called “Fag Hag” about attractively challenged women who just seem to find themselves with a disproportionately high number of gay homosexual male friends “for no apparent reason”.

We want cunty women who have at least 5 flamingly gay homosexual male friends…like the kind that always walk down 23rd street with their oversized linen shoulder bags and their $2.00 cheesy plastic sunglasses from the 80’s trying to appear…cool… I guess. Y’know…. the ones with the devil may care attitude and the runway model strut who are “always in a rush” to get somewhere fabulous or something… who look just like everyone else trying to look like them.

Ideal candidates will be cunty females and will possess an eating disorder, a mild drug habit, have many sycophantic gay homosexual male friends who always tell them they are right, have bad relationships with one or more of their parents and have relocated to NYC from somewhere else that they now talk shit about.

You will be picked to live in a loft with 12 other “fag hags” and compete in contests such as: “Being A Cunt”, “Eating a Dick”, and “Sucking Up To Your Boss” for prizes including, but not limited to: food, nail polish, tampons, trips to places in Brooklyn, worthless praise, upper lip hair removal, self esteem, and manny/peddies.

You must be willing to have a replica of your very own pussy tattooed above your asshole for the season finale.

A professional background in Corporate Human Resources or Publicity will REALLY up your chances of getting selected cause every one knows this is where you find the cuntiest females!

Auditions to be held in Chelsea during the last week of May.

Send headshot, bio and emotional issues to epilepticarson@gmail.com

For more info on Epileptic/Arson Productions, please visit this link:

and watch “HALF HUMAN”

http://www.epilepticarson.tv

• Compensation: open
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.